“Treat your audience like poets and geniuses and they’ll have the chance to become them. Treat each other as you would poets and geniuses.”
Del Close
Roger Moore enters.
Roger Moore: Good evening.
The Bank Teller looks up from desk.
Bank Teller: …
Roger Moore: I’m Roger Moore.
Bank Teller: …
Roger Moore: Charmed, I’m sure.
Bank Teller: Sir you cannot be in here without a shir—-
Roger Moore: Just being disarming, darling.
Bank Teller: …
Roger Moore: I would like to make a deposit. (Grins.) I imagine you can help me out with that.
Bank Teller: Sir, please. You will have to—-
Roger Moore: Provide my account number? 007.
Moore raises an eyebrow.
Bank Teller: Mr. Moore I’m going to have to ask you—-
Roger Moore: For my telephone number, darling?
Bank Teller: (Looks right.) Guard?
A Security Guard approaches Moore.
Roger Moore: Looking for a box, are we? This one won’t be a safe deposit.
Moore slowly throws a punch at the Guard. The Guard steps to the right and avoids.
Roger Moore: Check this, darling - I’m about to provide a routing number.
Moore slowly makes several karate chops at the Guard. The Guard avoids them all.
Roger Moore: (Panting, to the Guard.) I’ll just be going then. (To the Teller.) You’ve got my information on file, love. I register that we’ll be making a transaction tonight…around 8?
Bank Teller: …
Roger Moore exits.
only the strong
Hey look, copy!
Toki, Murderface, Nathan, Skwisgaar and Pickles are back on Sunday.
“HEY, I MOVED THIS STUFF FOR YOU.”
“Put it back.”
“AND THEN I MADE THIS BIG.”
“I didn’t ask for that.”
“I AM HELPING.”
“Please stop.”
Every day is Take Your Child to Work Day when you’re using Microsoft Word.
I’d like to think this was Tracey Morgan’s Idea.
